If you are interested in purchasing a copy of the Salem News in Beverly you may want to stay away from this paperbox:
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Don’t say that they didn’t give you fair warning!
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But if you are in the market for a new snake, the price seems pretty reasonable!
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Update: I should add that although these pictures are new, I spotted this on the newspaper box several years ago, before anyone had ever heard of Snakes on a Plane!
Maybe you should call Samuel L. Jackson, as he might be in the mood for a sequel. (Although “Snakes on a Paperbox” doesn’t have quite the same ring…)