There’s this ***Pizza Hut|http://www.pizzahut.com/*** delivery guy who’s handled our deliveries for the past four or five orders we have placed. Almost every time, he has brought along a free one liter bottle of ***Sierra Mist|http://www.sierramist.com/***, even though we didn’t ask for it. We’re fine with it, since we both like Sierra Mist. Nonetheless, I wonder. What is the deal with that? Do they just have a lot of extra Sierra Mist? He’s probably one of the most put-together and professional looking delivery men I’ve ever encountered, so I don’t know if he’s some sort of upper-level deliveryman, or did he steal it somewhere, or is it ‘bad’ Sierra Mist, or what? A couple of times he was late, and I thought it was as an apology for being late, but there have been several times where he was right on time, and he just said “Here’s a Sierra Mist for you, on the house.”

Fine, fine. I’ll just try to enjoy the free drink without any angst.