Inspired by ***Will|http://pulchersentio.prwdot.org/002461.html*** and the general meme that’s ***been going around|http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/28155.html***, I’ve taken a song and rendered it into outline form. Source lyrics: ***Sing365.com|http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/My-Name-Is-Jonas-lyrics-Weezer/***.

• About Jonas:
  • carrying the wheel
  • thankful for all you’ve shown us
• Jonas’ requests:
  • sit next to me
  • pour yourself some tea
• Jonas’ grandmother:
  • at one point made tea just like the tea Jonas is offering
  • made tea for when Jonas couldn’t find sleep
  • lived during a better time
  • was located in a den
• The den:
  • Has been vacated
  • Story of vacating the den to be told
• Choo-choo train:
  • Departure: on time
  • Cost of ticket: your mind
  • Length of trip, according to driver: all the way
  • Willing to pay said cost: yes
• About Weepel:
  • has box full of your toys
  • toys are out of batteries
  • toys are able to make noise without batteries
• Tell me what to do:
  • Now the tank is dry.
  • Now this wheel is flat.
  • And you know what else?
• Mail received today:
  • Words of deep concern
  • From my little brother.
• News from little brother:
  • The building’s not goin’ as he planned.
  • The foreman has injured his hand.
  • The dozer will not clear a path.
  • The driver swears he learned his math.
  • The workers are goin’ home.
• Other notes:
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah!