I have a friend. His name is Jerry. Jerry comes over to our house almost every day. Sometimes twice or three times a day. I’d like to thank TNT for bringing him over.
Jerry and I have fun solving crimes and chasing down murderers. Or sometimes we vacation in the Catskills. He has a wealth of funny one-liners and puns that never fail to make me laugh. Sometimes Jerry brings his other friends to play, like: Jack and Ed and Mike and Anita. Other times he brings his daughter ‘Baby’ and we go dancing. Once, he brought his girlfriend the feather duster.
Sadly, Jerry|http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0001583 has passed away|http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041229/ap_on_en_tv/obit_jerry_orbach. I feel like someone in my own family has died. What a horrible day.
In tribute, TNT should broadcast all of my favorite Orbachian shows and films. They should have an all day marathon playing, Law and Order|http://imdb.com/title/tt0098844/, Beauty and the Beast|http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0101414 and Dirty Dancing|http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0092890. I don’t know if it will be enough to make me feel better. You will be missed, Jerry.
(feel free to eulogize Jerry in the comments!)