My Foreign Policy Question

We’ve been watching tonight’s Presidential “town hall” style debate. Frankly, all of these debates just make me sick and don’t really make me want to vote for any of the candidates. Politics in general just sickens me, but at the moment that’s not my point.

Right now, the question I’d like to ask the candidates is, “What exactly are you going to do to stop the forces of Blue Laser? Will you ensure that the Cheat Commandos have sufficient supplies of Cheat Commandos…O’s?

List of Lists

Just when I was wondering, “Where have all the funny lists gone?,” I find this.

Enjoy.

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

Like many twenty-somethings, Becky and I have often dreamed of buying our first home. Now, with a little help from Senor Cardgage Mortgage, that dream might just become a realty-ity.

Or something.

In other news…

Just remember, when you see this gag in a movie three years from now, you read about it on Yahoo! News first.

Funny Politics

I don’t know how many of you read Zug, one of the sites we link to, but he has recently posted the results of his most hilarious prank yet:

The Senator Prank

The gist is that John Hargrave wrote a letter to each of the United States’ 100 senators, posing as a 10-year-old boy. He claimed to be working on a government-related project for school, and that the tack he had taken was to ask our senators what their favorite joke was.

You can see the results of the prank at the link above, but to cut to the chase, the results are in, and the funniest Senator was Olympia Snowe (R-ME), while the unfunniest Senator was Hillary Clinton (D-NY).

Enjoy!

If Dogs and Cats Could Blog…

…what would they write?